DAY207: From Ko Kut to Trat, from Trat to Bangkok

07/10/2017 15:37

Guess what, I didn't forget my math: 207=3x69! You actually thought I was going to leave you without any sexual comments? You still don't quite know me. Get ready for the craziest sex talk you've had in your wildest dreams, and I'm not speaking about sissy Christian Grey here.

8.30am: Waiting for the pick up to take me back to the mainland. Mosquitos are having a blast sucking my blood, it's very unpleasant. I like to be sucked something else if you know what I mean.

9.30am: I have a little twinge about leaving Ko Kut, the same kind I feel when I have to throw my fuck bud out the next day because I can't stand his face in the morning.

10am: Comfortably seated in the ferry to Trat. The most comfortable would be with someone kneeling between my legs but instead I have my backpack there... Too bad, I like quirky locations! If I manage to sleep, maybe I'll have an erotic dream - even squarely pornographic.

12.30pm: In the tuktuk to Trat bus station, it was so promiscuous that we could have had an orgy. It would be even quirkier than the boat. We would call the scene 'fukfuk in the tuktuk'.

4.30pm: Tried to go to the toilets in the bus. It was one of the worst experience. It was tiny and as dark as a blackroom in a gay club. There are many things I like to do blindfolded but peeing is clearly not one of them. And I couldn't close the door so I had to hold it the whole time. The door plus my big tool... hello, I'm no Superman!

6.30pm: I'm starving now, not only for sex. I'd eat 100 sushis off a naked body. Yummy!

8pm: Here I am, back in the city of sins and lust: Bangkok. My appetite is stronger than ever. But nothing sexual don't get me wrong... Even though when I think of it, I get slightly excited!

9.30pm: Under other circumstances I would love to go out and get wild but this never ending bus ride was as tiring as a sex marathon. And I have the most frequently used excuse by women to avoid sodomy - or sex in general - my head hurts! Has anyone ever manage to get around that pretext? Good fuck!